How To Hang Yourself!
My name is Professor Poopsquassle and i will be teaching this class on how to hang your self
How To Hang Yourself : What You Need To Know
Hanging yourself as defined by Urban Dictionary is "The method of which a person decides to end their life on earth. This may because the person is either; depressed, being bullied, got raped, or is a 12 year old squeaker on black ops 3."
How Do I Do It?
To make this easy i have prepared a checklist for you to follow!
1. Purchase a rope and chair from your local hardware store
2. Tie the rope to a ceiling fan, light fixture, or basically anything on your ceiling!
3.Tie the other end of the rope into a noose (watch the video to the right)
4. Put the chair under the rope and put the noose around your head
5. Jump off the chair and get lifted in to heaven (or hell)!